Best pickup line (that actually worked) heard at the race track?

[Shamrock 3x]

Ratzso was gonna start this one, but he's too busy today giving Danica her poll results.

 

[Gomerpyle]

"I wont Black Flag your Dad 2nite if you go out to dinner with me" Gomer

 

[Chargincharlie]

No such thing  if there is a race the girls are on the back burner i remember once in my younger years was injoying my turn one spot listening to the motors cranking down the front stretch couple of girls came and sat next to me yak yak yak i got up and said i was going for some food and sat in turn 4 so i could hear the motors better true story..............

 

[burtonfan1995]

No such thing  if there is a race the girls are on the back burner i remember once in my younger years was injoying my turn one spot listening to the motors cranking down the front stretch couple of girls came and sat next to me yak yak yak i got up and said i was going for some food and sat in turn 4 so i could hear the motors better true story..............

I agree 110%.

 

[BClapp]

This one works at the track, or anywhere for that matter..... "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

[thewackyracer]

After the races, do you want to come back to the shop and see where we work on our race car? It worked a couple of times.

 

[Nate Stevens]

Years ago I got taken out of a race by a young lady and she and her friend came to see how much damage she did.  Sitting on my hood with the side of my car missing, I just said, "I'm done for the night how about you two."  Didn't get far with the driver, but the friend was fun.

 

[Ratzso]

"You really don't sweat too much for a big girl."

 

[Jazzy]

Ratzo, im in tears over that one.....you got an attaboy

 

[zero]

I stepped on my pecker worked once, or it could have been for pitty.

 

[m2vrace]

Ratzo ,I never give out attaboyz ...... But you got one today!!!!!!!!!! THAT FUNNY

 

[Frank81]

LMFAO!!! These are all hilarious!!

Made my night tonight!!

 

[kt]

+1 for Ratzso...... ;D           

"The hell with the car, I wanna race YOU,,,,,, babe." .............driver unkown

 

[ron.m]

Hey Mr. Tech guy man kiss my F--king a-- you piece of s--t Stop over to my trailer after the race's

 

[boxer06]

Hello. My name is Gomer pyle..

 

[Shamrock 3x]

Ratzso doesn't deserve those attaboys, boys.  He blatantly ripped that quote from Junior Samples (talking to Lulu in the hay) on Hee Haw!  I must admit it's a good line, though.

 

[Ratzso]

+1 for Ratzso...... ;D           

"The hell with the car, I wanna race YOU,,,,,, babe." .............driver unkown

Atta from KT!!! 

This is like getting an Academy Award!!! 

WOW!

WOw!

Wow!

wow!

 

[RacinInTheBlood1]

"can you help me get my belts hooked?" 8)

 

[Twizted]

This one works at the track, or anywhere for that matter..... "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[rach70]

They say the femur is the longest bone in your body. Mind if I change that?