Best pickup line (that actually worked) heard at the race track?

No such thing  if there is a race the girls are on the back burner i remember once in my younger years was injoying my turn one spot listening to the motors cranking down the front stretch couple of girls came and sat next to me yak yak yak i got up and said i was going for some food and sat in turn 4 so i could hear the motors better true story..............
 
Chargincharlie said:
No such thing  if there is a race the girls are on the back burner i remember once in my younger years was injoying my turn one spot listening to the motors cranking down the front stretch couple of girls came and sat next to me yak yak yak i got up and said i was going for some food and sat in turn 4 so i could hear the motors better true story..............
I agree 110%.
 

BClapp

Veteran
This one works at the track, or anywhere for that matter..... "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
 

thewackyracer

Racing Genius
After the races, do you want to come back to the shop and see where we work on our race car? It worked a couple of times.
 
Years ago I got taken out of a race by a young lady and she and her friend came to see how much damage she did.  Sitting on my hood with the side of my car missing, I just said, "I'm done for the night how about you two."  Didn't get far with the driver, but the friend was fun.
 

kt

Champion
+1 for Ratzso...... ;D           

"The hell with the car, I wanna race YOU,,,,,, babe." .............driver unkown

 

ron.m

Veteran
Hey Mr. Tech guy man kiss my F--king a-- you piece of s--t Stop over to my trailer after the race's
 

Shamrock 3x

Veteran
Ratzso doesn't deserve those attaboys, boys.  He blatantly ripped that quote from Junior Samples (talking to Lulu in the hay) on Hee Haw!  I must admit it's a good line, though.
 

Ratzso

Veteran
kt said:
+1 for Ratzso...... ;D           

"The hell with the car, I wanna race YOU,,,,,, babe." .............driver unkown

Atta from KT!!! 

This is like getting an Academy Award!!! 

WOW!

WOw!

Wow!

wow!
 

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